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Friday October 16th, 2026 - Edition 055

EVERYONE'S FAVORITE BI-WEEKLY NEWS SOURCE... UNLESS YOU'RE NOT EVERYONE

THE FUTURE IS HERE

The Line Between Science Fiction And Reality Continues To Grow Increasingly Blurry

TECHNOLOGY

Elon Musk has finally delivered on one of his wildest promises: a flying Tesla. During a demonstration at a SpaceX facility in Texas, Tesla unveiled its long-awaited next-generation Roadster, equipped with high-pressure air thrusters developed alongside SpaceX engineers. The car accelerated from 0 to 60 mph in just 0.81 seconds, briefly lifted off the ground, and even performed a midair flip before landing. Musk also showcased technology allowing the Roadster to drive upside down, making the demonstration feel more like science fiction than an automotive launch. However, there’s a catch. The vehicle isn't approved for public roads, and its airborne capabilities are closer to controlled jumps than sustained flight. Production is tentatively planned for 2028, nearly a decade after the Roadster was first announced. Whether this technology ever reaches everyday drivers remains uncertain, but the demonstration was a reminder that Tesla still knows how to capture the world's attention.

ART AND FASHION

As streaming becomes a major force in entertainment, its biggest personalities are using their influence to break into fashion. Following our recent coverage of Kai Cenat, fellow streamers Rakai and RayAsianBoy are making moves of their own. Rakai’s upcoming Under Armour sneaker and RayAsianBoy’s collaboration with Adidas reflect a growing relationship between streaming culture and major fashion brands. Once reserved for athletes and traditional entertainers, these opportunities are increasingly finding their way into the hands of internet personalities. And it’s not hard to see why. Streamers have become celebrities in their own right, influencing everything from fashion trends to everyday behavior. But that influence raises questions, particularly when younger audiences are watching. While many creators have built impressive careers from nothing, the constant pursuit of viral moments doesn’t always produce the best role models. As streaming continues to reshape celebrity culture, perhaps the bigger question isn’t whether these personalities deserve the spotlight, but what they’re choosing to do with it.

MUSIC

As we inch closer to the long-awaited release of GTA VI, Rockstar continues to reveal more details about the game. Among the latest announcements is a star-studded lineup of musicians hosting its radio stations. Lana Del Rey and Morgan Wallen will lead the backcountry station, Trick Daddy and Trina will host “Dirty South Classics,” Robyn will take over “Best in Pop,” and members of Slayer will handle classic metal. Burna Boy will voice “AfroBank,” while Bad Bunny takes the reins of the Latino station. Perhaps most surprisingly, Lana Del Rey’s famously ordinary husband will reportedly join her for some of the broadcasting. In other news, the decades-long case surrounding Tupac Shakur’s murder has reached another milestone. Duane Davis, 63, was sentenced to 40 years in prison following his conviction earlier this year. The judge delivered some harsh words alongside the sentence, bringing renewed attention to one of hip-hop’s most infamous and long-running murder cases.

SPORTS

The NBA enters this season with a dramatically different landscape. LeBron James chose Philadelphia after rumors of a move to New York faded following the Knicks’ championship, avoiding the optics of joining the reigning champions. Oklahoma City sacrificed depth, trading Lu Dort, Aaron Wiggins, and Isaiah Joe to manage the financial demands of keeping its young core of Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Chet Holmgren, and Jalen Williams together. Elsewhere, Giannis Antetokounmpo landed in Miami, Jaylen Brown joined Philadelphia in exchange for Paul George, LaMelo Ball moved to Minnesota, and Kawhi Leonard returned to Toronto, where he once won Finals MVP. Beyond the roster shakeups, Commissioner Adam Silver announced plans to experiment with microchip technology inside basketballs over the next two seasons. The technology could track spin rates, detect deflections, and provide the league with new performance data. With the regular season tipping off Tuesday, the league feels almost unrecognizable. So, who’s your pick to win the Finals?

TV AND FILM

Brad Pitt's latest film, Heart of the Beast, is receiving impressive reviews, earning an 85% critics score and 94% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes. The survival thriller follows a former Special Forces soldier and his combat dog stranded in the Alaskan wilderness after a plane crash, with the emotional bond between man and dog winning over audiences. Meanwhile, Halloween season is bringing two highly anticipated horror films to theaters. Other Mommy, starring Jessica Chastain, debuted last weekend with an impressive $27.5 million domestically, despite disappointing reviews. Based on the novel Incidents Around the House, the film follows a young girl haunted by a sinister entity resembling her mother. Next Friday, DC Studios takes a darker turn with Clayface, an R-rated body-horror film centered on a disfigured actor whose experimental treatment transforms him into something monstrous. With Clayface blending superhero mythology and psychological horror, October is shaping up to be a strong month for horror fans.